Money is literally bombproof.
I eat carbs. I ain't scared.
When people ask me what Strangles is I usually get this wild look on my face and then I say, "It's like the bubonic plague for horses!"
You know that beautiful moment? That one between awake and asleep when you are perfectly poised for meditation - yet still snuggled down in all that bedding plush - and you think "God, you are still. Make me still."
When I was child, Willy Wonka was one of the best movies in existence. I mean, what child (or even adult) doesn't want to watch a movie where sugar highs are embraced and even encouraged! It's a dream come true. My dad - the candy king - would buy a boat load of all different … Continue reading The Golden Ticket.
They don't call me "Type A" for nothin'.
"That guy has been over at that pottin' bench so long that I'm not sure if he's pottin' or poopin'!"