I just accepted the most random job ever.
Some people in my life are a kick in my pants.
There are boxes in Janelle's empty bedroom. There are boxes and random belongings strewn accross her guest bedroom. There are doodads in her bathroom that need sorting. There is a "to donate" pile in the living room. And there is a "to sell" stack in the garage. I have two more days to widdle down … Continue reading Good Grief.
"Will you actually drive it?" --- --- as texted by my dad after I announced that I would be renting (AND driving) my very own Uhaul. How else was I to haul my belongings off to storage in the middle of a Spring rainstorm??? It's true, though. I am that stereotypical "female driver." What can I … Continue reading “No, I do it.”
As I stand here looking at my bulk all I am thinking is, "I have GOT to lose some more WEIGHT." Somehow (in 9 days no less) it has to become humanly possible to get this mound into a normal-sized Honda. I'm not talking about a CRV. I'm talking about a 2009 Navy Blue Honda … Continue reading Am I Skinny…Enough?
Oh, look! There I am walking out of a glass high-rise in one of the wealthiest cities in the midwest. It's 4:00 in the afternoon and I just got off work. Can’t quite see me? Zoom in a little closer. Ah, there I am. My blondish hair is swept back into a low braided tail. It's … Continue reading The Girl with the Box of Cheerios
When you finally realize that it's time to stop hiding all of your word adventures in stacks of secret notebooks you then realize that the only real barrier between your "Unknown Author" life and the "World-Famous Blogger" life is the dreaded name game. You know the one where you try like crazy to come up … Continue reading Happily Homeless.